The Humor Depot

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Welcome to the Humor Depot! This is my personal repository for all the humor and stories that people have been sending me for the last few years. Make yourself at home and look around as much as you'd like.

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NEW STUFF | UNCLASSIFIED | ALL AUDIENCES | BLONDE | LAWYER | NAUGHTY | POLITICAL | PUNS | REAL LIFE | RELIGIOUS | SEASONAL | TECHNICAL | THOUGHTFUL | WORK

NEW STUFF: (10/8/99)
'Twas The Night Before Christmas' By The Government 25 Stress Reducing Thoughts A Blonde Goes To A job Interview A Christmas Poem A Guy Goes Into A Bar A Nun And A Priest Were Lost In A Snowstorm A Pirates Life A Preacher Dies A Rabbi And A Priest Are On A train A Story From Orange Country Actual Bumper Stickers Actual Court Transcripts An Owed to the Spelling Checker Art Apprecation Art Humor At The Wedding Baby Math Bad Ass Biker Beer and Ice Cream Diet Beer Fan Beer Joke Best In The World Cat Christmas Carols Classified Errors of The Third Degree College Application College Pun Communication Computer Prayer Computers For The Sexes Cowboy Wisdom Crossbred Dogs Daily Schedule Dark Dough Boy Wanted for Murder Excuses For Missing Work II Feeling Old	God And Bill Clinton Good Email Signature Lines Hell Hath No Wrath Holiday Stress Honk If You Love Jesus How To Bathe Your Cat How To Identify Where A Driver Is From Imponderables Inhumane Torture Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic Kids And Proverbs Kids And Science Kids Talk About Love Latest Virus Update Law Enforcement Lawyer Joke Assortment Learning To Fly Library Humor Look! A tail and a Leg! Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar More Tech Support Mr. Murphy Natchitoches New Elements NewVirus Alert Office Heirarchy One Liners II Pick'n On The Sports Guys Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary Poe's Abort, Retry, Ignore Proof that Barny Is Satanic Pun Warning Quotes From The Male Perspective Real Stories Of The Non-Technically Inclined Resume Outakes (take 2) Several Bad Christmas Jokes	Several Brief Jokes Simple Quiz Simple Quiz (Answers) Slogan's and Quote's Southern Psyche Spam Haikus Stephen Write Quotes Stupid Criminal Hall of Shame Swearing The Bill The Bronze Rat The Deep Sea Diver The Golden 'Birds & Bees' Moment The Importance Of Correct Punctuation The Lawyers Cabin The Skiier's Donation There Was An Elderly Gentleman Things You'd Never Know Without The Movies Those Amazing Models Those Painted Ladies Those Wacky Criminals Thoughts for the Day Top 22 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid Twas the night before xmas@northpole.com Two Cannibals Two Cows and Government Vader Family Christmas Vampire Bats Vaseline Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along Who says Lawyers are Dumb Why Ask Why III Why Sports Scholarship is an Oxymoron Xmas Songs for the Chemistry Major Your Momma

UNCLASSIFIED:
A Guy Goes Into A Bar Art Apprecation At The Wedding Baby Math Bad Ass Biker Beer and Ice Cream Diet Beer Fan Beer Hormones Beer Joke Cowboy Wisdom Daily Schedule Don't Jump Fearless Jose The Bullfighter Hell Hath No Wrath How To Bathe Your Cat How To Identify Where A Driver Is From Kids Talk About Love Learning To Fly Library Humor Loan Collateral Lucky Day Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar Menus	Mr. Murphy Natchitoches New Elements One Liners II Pick'n On The Sports Guys Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary Quotes From The Male Perspective Redneck Etiquette Several Brief Jokes Shy Guy In a Bar Southern Psyche Spam Haikus Stephen Write Quotes Strongman Swearing Teamwork The 90's and the 50's The Accident The Cannible and the New Yorker The Carpet Layer The Deep Sea Diver The Device The Elevator	The First Day The Hawiian Highway The Husband The Importance Of Correct Punctuation The Latex Factory The Loving Wife The Mule The Old Lady's Three Wishes The Radar Trap The Snake And The Bunny There Was An Elderly Gentleman Those Amazing Models Three Guys Go Boating Three Men Go Into A Bar Tuning For Performance Two Cannibals Vampire Bats Very Short Books Wer'd You Go Ta Schuul Why Sports Scholarship is an Oxymoron Your Horoscope Your Momma Youth Club Interview

ALL AUDIENCES:
25 Stress Reducing Thoughts 32 Ways To Annoy A Bridge By Any Other Name A Farmer Dies A guy goes into a bar... A Pirates Life A Poem On Cloning Always Thinking An Owed to the Spelling Checker an-ATOMICAL Joke Classic One Liners	Computers In The Movies Creative Pizza Orders Crossbred Dogs Golfing Vs. Skydiving Green Eggs And Hamlet Guide To Safe Fax Help Wanted How Men and Women Differ In Relationships How to Simplify a Language Long Life	Mary Cloned a Little Lamb Memory Pandas Defined Seinfeldisms Ten Bad Jokes The Captain's Parrot The Knighting The Psychiatric Hotline Van Gogh's Relatives What Are You In For?

BLONDE:
51 Days A Blonde Goes To A job Interview Barbie	Counting Sheep T-G-I-F The Blonde Speeder	The Dildo Salesman The Jumper

LAWYER:
A Mess 'O Lawyer Jokes Best In The World Inhumane Torture	Lawyer Joke Assortment Practicing the Trade The Bronze Rat	The Lawyers Cabin Who Says All Lawyers Are Bad Who says Lawyers are Dumb

NAUGHTY:
101 Things NOT to say during sex A Couple Of Dirty Jokes A Helping Hand A Man Buys A Condom A Man Walks Out Of A Bar A Mooooving Story A Nun And A Priest Were Lost In A Snowstorm A Rabbi And A Priest Are On A train A Short Trip to the Store Adam and Eve An Organized Widow Barbie Big Bad Wolf Blind Date Cheatin' Heart Cigarette Covers Confession Cybersex Definitions By Sex Double-Meaning Dr. Suess' Lesser-Known Books Energiser Bunny Obituary First Time Four Smart Dogs Giving Thanks Guide To Safe Fax Headache Remedy Here Piggy, Piggy How To Reject Pick-Up Lines How To Satisify I Like Your Thinking	Johnny At The Zoo Laundry Time Little Boy Can't Sleep Made In America Make Me Feel Like A Woman Married Ten Times Married Three Times Meet the Folks More Pickup Lines Moving To Vegas Nuns At Work OB/GYN/Mechanic One-upmanship Participating In a Sermon Potential And Reality Say It Without Words Secret Thoughts of Statues Several Dirty Jokes Sex Drive Sex Questions Sexually Tilted Lines From Star Wars Sisters of Mercy Snails Solar System Swingers Stretcher Take Me to Your Leader Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say In Victoria's Secret Test-ing His Age That's Bull The Bet The Bonny Scotsman	The Boss Vs. Jack And Jill The Chalkboard The Cowboy's Last Wishes The Dildo Salesman The Field Trip The Genie The Golden 'Birds & Bees' Moment The Good Doctor The Irish Golfer The Mailman The Marrage Proposal The Missionaries Position The Ouchy The Pickle Slicer The Potion The Rooster The Russian and The Genie The Seven Dwarves The Sunbather The Trunk Those Painted Ladies Three Couples and a Church Tree Humor Two Engineers Vaseline Well Hung? What Is a Name What's Your Ambition Who Does the Dishes? World's Best Pickup Lines You're a Statue

POLITICAL:
God And Bill Clinton Law Enforcement Made In America	Presidential Tragedy Statesmen In Hell Two Cows and Government	You Might Be a Republican If...

PUNS:
A Doctor Pun Art Humor Beethoven's Ninth	Bellringers College Pun Groan If You Like Puns	Pun Warning The Bill The Skiier's Donation

REAL LIFE:
A Phon'e Number A Picture Is Worth 30 Days A Short Final A Story From Orange Country A Train Story Actual Bumper Stickers Actual Court Transcripts Airline Funnies Airline Maintenance Logs All The Sergeant's Doing An Airline Story Another Genius Anwering Machine Messages Beer History Classified Errors of The Third Degree Clever Quotes College Application Communication Computer Age Darwin Award Darwin Award '97 Darwin Award '98 Darwin Award Runner Up Die Bug Die Disorder In the Court Doesn't Taste Like Jelly Dough Boy Wanted for Murder English Broken	Excuses Excuses Excuses For Missing Work II For Sale Funny Bumper Stickers Funny Bumper Stickers II Giving Thanks Hosed Up History How Gullible Are We How Not to Dispose of Old Textbooks How Not to Rob a Bank How Often Do You Mow The Tundra How To Reject Pick-Up Lines Humorous Church Bulletins I've Never Felt Better Idiots In Action Insurance Statements Interesting Facts Interview Techniques Is He Man Enough Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic It's a Wild Wild Life Just the Facts Kegs In Space... Kid Quotes Kids And Proverbs Kids And Science Kids Science Theories Lessons for the IQ Challenged	Look! A tail and a Leg! No YOU Get Out of The Way Performance Evaluations Phrase Origins Physics Story Political Quotes Poorly Worded Ads Prize-Winning Essay Problems with Lipstick Pulp Diction Real Stories Of The Non-Technically Inclined Resume Outakes (take 2) Resume Outtakes Slogan's and Quote's Strange But True Stupid Criminal Hall of Shame Subtitles from Chineese Films Telemarketer Cruelty Tennents The Golden 'Birds & Bees' Moment The Oreo Standoff Think You're Having A Bad Day Those Wacky Criminals What's the Story? Why It Takes A License to Drive William Stick Did The Trick Wrong Fuse Type

RELIGIOUS:
A Nun And A Priest Were Lost In A Snowstorm A Preacher Dies A Rabbi And A Priest Are On A train A Tour Of Heaven Adam and Eve An Engineer Dies Church Funnies Computer Prayer Elvis-Jesus Similarities God And Bill Clinton Honk If You Love Jesus	In The Beginning Leftovers Nuns At Work Participating In a Sermon Proof that Barny Is Satanic Red Tape Sisters of Mercy The Bear The College Bible The Good Father	The Irish Golfer The Math Student The New Priest The Pearly Gates The Young Priest's Ass Three Guys In Heaven Tips For Cannibals Two Dogs Please Where Is God? Who is God

SEASONAL:
'Twas The Night Before Christmas' By The Government 12 Days Of Christmas 12 Days Of Christmas for the Politically Correct A Christmas Poem	A Fruitcake Recipe Cat Christmas Carols Holiday Stress Santa and the FAA	Several Bad Christmas Jokes Twas the night before xmas@northpole.com Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along Xmas Songs for the Chemistry Major

TECHNICAL:
42 Ways to Get Electric Power from a Hamster Always Thinking An Engineer Dies An Owed to the Spelling Checker Computer Prayer Computer Terms Computers For The Sexes Computers In The Movies Cyberjargon Dogs and Computers: Same or Different? Engineers and Accountants Engineers Defined Good Email Signature Lines Good Times Reply Great New Software Latest Virus Update	May I Help You Microsoft Auto Microsoft Down South Microsoft TV Dinners Misunderstandings More Tech Support New Technology NewVirus Alert Poe's Abort, Retry, Ignore Politically Correct UNIX Real Engineers Real Stories Of The Non-Technically Inclined Sexually Tilted Lines From Star Wars Star Trek Lost Episodes Star Wars Parody #1 - "Luke"	Star Wars Parody #2 - Imperial Rhapsody Tech Support From Hell The Engineers Song The Pitfalls of Voice Recognition The Shiftkey FAQ The Silicon Nil-Billies The Stranded Engineer Top 10 Computer Programmer Euphemisms For Death Top 10 Suprises in Re-Mastered "Star Wars" Two Engineers Vader Family Christmas Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along Which Came First Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books You Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When

THOUGHTFUL:
25 Stress Reducing Thoughts 32 Ways To Annoy 42 Ways to Get Electric Power from a Hamster Beer Mottos Classic One Liners Creative Pizza Orders Dark Deep Thoughts Feeling Old Honesty How Gullible Are We How Men and Women Differ In Relationships Imponderables Ineffective Daily Affirmations	Kid Quotes Kids Science Theories Men and Women New Theories One-Liners Our Language is Manglish Prize-Winning Essay Reasons To Keep An Open Mind Rest Stop Philosophy Sex Questions Signs You've Had a Bad First Date Simple Quiz Simple Quiz (Answers) Some Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Stupid	The Facts Of Life The Facts Of Life Things to Ponder Things To Think About Things We Can Learn From A Dog Things You'd Never Know Without The Movies Thoughts for the Day Top 22 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid What's It Worth? Why Ask Why Why Ask Why Cont... Why Ask Why III Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road Work Versus Prison

WORK:
Corporate Placement Excuses For Missing Work Excuses For Missing Work II Four Smart Dogs How to Keep Workplace Wackieness Alive	I'm Tired Letters Of Recommendation Office Competition Office Heirarchy Project Management Rules	Resume Outakes (take 2) The Executive And The Writer The Interview The Plan Why I Fired My Secretary

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